VOWELS (MURMUR DIPHTHONGS) (Sung to the traditional melody of ROW ROW YOUR BOAT!)
When vowels come before r, He rules both near and far, Commands them to obey his sound, Boss r's a superstar! Er, ir, ur show vowels Controlled by r, Er, er, er's their sound, Boss r's a superstar! Ire and ure show vowels Controlled by r, Ire and ure are their sounds, Boss r's a superstar! Are and ar show vowels controlled by r, R and r are their sounds, Boss r's a superstar! Ore and or show vowels controlled by r, Or and or are their sounds, Boss r's a superstar! Air shows vowels Controlled by r, Air, air, air's its sound, Boss r's a superstar!